43-hour summer holiday

Refreshed & enthused? First day back enthused?

Black wasp's nest in the hedge, and later splattered one before it could wreak havoc on the children. A couple if boys I suspect went footy camp; Anji still doesn't know what a team mate is for (apart from pushing).

Pulling up pants in tiddler class, sweating like fat bastard, Allan & plastic bag/shoes practice for tomorrow (yours truly goes to the pool - once, to look at it!)

Couple of bollock-prodders here; one combo puke/shit boy stank out room & gave K2 quite a job - guess who I end up sitting next to for lunch - Marbo nasu of all things (looks like what this unit just produced...hard to swallow let alone look at!)

No.23 has been crying all morning - asleep at wheel before lunch served!

Helped Minnie & noticed obvious difference in mood between the two rooms.

Good to see Bacardi again :)

Paddling Pool blues

Waste of time; til 10:20 dicking around outside with 3 lads picking up the football all the time :(

Paddling pool; moderately wet. 21 souls today.

Lunch = last night's dinner. Finished 11:45. Sang grace in Hebrew - nobody noticed wasn't English!

Enjoying the holiday, everyone?

By 10:30 already an extremely hot  & sticky pre-typhoon day, drizzle, hot sun, torrential shower, overcast....kicked a few balls around (pinged youngster on head from 35 yds). Good shot or did he move the wrong way? We shall never know!

Likely won't make my own daughter's Suzuki performance, & also likely her camping this weekend washed out ;( Although I am not a Suzuki Method fan, I am a big fan of my daughter and have not yet missed her perform. So how come I have to now in the middle of the fricking summer holiday?

iLeader chatted this morning, as did Boss, so obviously they're feeling at the looser end of being busy too. Minnie in top form smiling & praising. Allan anonymous - some surprise about that? No, not really.

You brought the wrong lunch

32 degrees, so no wonder a lame kick about with Yuki; others joined & he started owning the ball. Groan. A quiet lad held my hand in goal. Which was nice, but obvious consequences.

Shorts athletics practice Madge, looking fit + iLeader keeping in trim.

Pool after Epson-style aerobics - the same music they use there mid-morning/afternoon stretch outs, & splashathon.

Admonished for having sandwiches, juice & Aquarius at lunch - must be the obligatory (yet impossible to swallow) rice ball. Sometimes, you just roll with the punches - but always low ones here.

Summer Holidays?

Day One:

On the job 08:45 & Lego/toy car etc duty. Fuck this. I am not a play school assistant.

Minnie asked if I had a summer holiday

Choriso looked at me blank with wtf u doing here on her face

Fski nearly shit herself

Madge was well confused

Legs11 pleased to see me but similarly non-plussed

Boss bumped into me in supermarket while I was buying lunch - and was surprised to see me

No fucking plan, no fucking use of my time which is HOLIDAY anyway. Any other teacher would have quit today (3 weeks holiday from Friday; on the job Tuesday? I don't think so).

Biggest stitch-up I have ever been taken advantage for - and my own wife will not support me.

Are we there yet?

Matsuri in the hall. Who knew!?

Old bird taking birthday photos, Napoleon hoofing the ball to the far end of park & dog shit stinking the place out again. 

Awfully hot & sweaty; couple of days to go, please!

Dog Day Afternoon

One if those zero PD days

Marbo tofu for lunch, splash in paddling pool, bloody sweaty.  Madge's class & only one run in with Taiga.